· Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

black parade era mikey, aka, fucking kill me

Fuck

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Thank you to all of my followers because you make me feel so loved and special.
I love ever single one of you and you’re all so beautiful and handsome.
Keep being fucking awesome.

i’ll pick the stars right out of the sky
for you to feel more at home.

efb. (via prouvairie)

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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

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spoilers-and-bowties:

cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I don’t get it

i didnt get it until i saw the gif

Oh my God hahaha yes

misha7collins:

At planned parenthood and they’ve got these great posters up on the wall. I’m glad that they’re putting out that all relationships need proper planning and safety, and not just pregnancy prevention help.

toxiq-crystal:

glaere:

q’d (feel free to delete this) (◡‿◡✿) 

glaere:

q’d (feel free to delete this) (◡‿◡✿) 

☹ let’s go get high ☺

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me: crunchwrap supreme